Getting to Know You 14

Thought I solved the problem. 

Children fighting over the colour pink so I decided to buy a few sets of soft clay so I could take all the pink ones out.  When I told the children I will be doing the project, they asked for yellow. WHAT!

Being honest. 

We were playing house and I volunteered to be the grandpa.  The two girls said that they will be mothers, two mothers to be exact.  When I asked the boy what he will be, he said, "Sister!"

Hoping for, it's me. 

Could you please help me with my socks?  I would. Who love you most? My daddy!                              Ok, bye!

"Really" always gets me.

I didn't get the folders from them?

Really?

No, I got them, I was just joking! Duh!

Why me?

A number of people asked if I could be their partner and the only answer I could make is,

Sorry, I'm taken. 

And they believe!

Where is... rhyming?

I'm done drawing, said the boy.  I drew a kitten.

Where's the rhyming word for kitten? Where's the mitten?

And he started looking for the mitten in the classroom.

Look out for the Giraffe!

A girl dressed herself as a giraffe that morning.

Me: Wow, you are a giraffe today.

A boy looked out of the window and said, "I don't see any giraffe outside."

Wash!

A child was busy and when asked what she doing.

Child: I'm washing the baby's vagina!