Getting to Know You 13

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While using an Ipad to do some translation via Voice, a child thought I was talking to his mum.

He then blurted out, omma, omma, omma! (mum, mum, mum)

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While watching over children at play, a child came running and saying,

"We are playing the Donald Trump game. He is here to bring us change."

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Earlier in the garden

Me: Good morning Noah, opps, no good morning from you so I will walk away.

Later, inside the classroom 

Me: I am going to choose who will get free choices.

Noah: I love you Mister Jonathan!

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A child got hurt and asked for an ice pack.  She was given one.

Later, another child would like an ice pack but there were none in the kitchen and I remembered that I gave out one earlier.

Me: Where's the ice pack?

Child: I got it!

Me: May I borrow please?

Child: Yes! And she pulled the ice pack out from her bottom.

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Student One: You need to swim with us.

Me: I don't know.  You'll all see my tummy.  They might ask me why I'm having a baby.

Student Two: Don't worry.  I wear my bikini and nobody tells me I have a baby.

Me:  Aww, OK, I'll wear a bikini then.

Students: Eewww!