Getting to Know You 12

Guessing riddles during one morning meeting.

You travel in this.  It begins with an A. 
It starts on the ground, then flies, up, up, away!

Mosquito!

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It's the toy I hug and talk to.  Its name begins with D. 
With orange hair and button eyes, it looks a lot like me.

Bear!

No, it starts with the D sound.

Daddy!

source: healthylivingmadesimple.com

It's a place to keep things.  The first letter is J.  
It's where peanut butter, cookies and pickles can stay.

Refrigerator!

source: sears.com

You really do not know your phonics!





And talking about death.

Me:  You know, I do miss your brother.

Child:  Oh, he is still alive!

Me: Oh bother!

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Child: The King passed away but we have a new king!

          If Teacher Jonathan dies, we will have a new teacher!

Me:  I hope I reincarnate and become like him (the man in the pic). 

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Good day, bad day.


Child: I did not have a good morning.

Me: Oh bad hair day?

Child: No! My hair is always like that!

Me: Toinks!

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