Getting To Know You 2

If you don't sit down, I'll kiss you! 

Discussing about the winter break:

Teacher: Do you think it is cold in Bangkok?

Student: No, but Spain was.

Teacher: Ah, which part of Spain did you go?

Student: Singapore!

Asking a student who's new in class:

Teacher: May I know where you came from?

Student: From my mommy's tummy.

Talking about manners:

Teacher: Can you please do your work?

Student A: WHAT!?

Student B: That's not polite, you have to say pardon me.

Teacher 2: What?

Teacher 1: She just said, it is not polite to say what, say pardon me.

Student C: Pardon me WHAT!?

Overheard children talking:

Student A: I'm on the table. (with an Australian accent)

Student B: Teacher, he said he is from Thailand.

Teacher: Are you sure? But he is from Australia.

Student B: No, he said, I am a Thaiboy.

Discussing pertinent items regarding our project work:

Teacher: When will the police officer let go of the bad guy from jail?

Student: When he dies.

Teacher: Why?

Student: So he cannot run away!