Getting To Know You

Student A: I had a bad dream. I was walking and then I fell into the ocean. A shark ate me up!

Teacher: What do you think your dream means?

Student B: THAT HE WILL DIE!

Student: T. Jonathan, my toe is hurting!
Me: Why? What happened?
Student: You stepped on it!
Me: Ow, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. (turning red)

Teacher: If I have two feet and my mom stood besides me. How many feet do I have?
Student: FOUR!
Student: Cannot, he's not a dog!